No sleep for the weary

What would you do if you were woken up by your neighbors base music AGAIN a little after midnight?

A) Call the local security patrol only to be told it's their night off

B) Call the after hours courtesy call only to be told that they may or may not call back in about 20 minutes

C) Write a review of the sh*tty service at this apartment

D) Get on the computer and blog after thinking horribly mean thoughts like squirting super glue in my a**hole neighbors locks and keying their car and having my cat pee on their front door rug

E) All of the above

on the fourth

When you get home, make sure to walk by the bbq's and let me know if there are a lot of people out there. We can just go to mine.

Uhm, or we could grab a beer or two and sit outside to wait for a free bbq.

We could do that to.

Though you may have to talk to people.

No, not really.

The cons of living in apartment complexes.

• sharing bbqs and having to talk to people

Happy 4th of July