Such Randomness I don't know what to do with it

Do my cats count as an additional person in the car while driving in the carpool lane? What if I have two cats in the car, does that make a difference?

Take my advice: do not eat JuniorMints in bed, inevitably one will be lost only to be found - stuck to the comforter, sheets and my upper arm.

There is just no real great way to sleep with a cat on either side of my bed, not to mention when trying to sleep in - well, they don't really like that and when I have one on each side, there's no escape. Literally. I wake up, just a little and hear WEOW! I crack open an eye and one is right there, in my face, WEOW!! So I roll over and get licked on the nose - which if you have ever had this happen it's nice, but not pleasant and it continues til I get up or smother myself with the covers.

I know I have said this a million times before, but my boyfriend totally rocks. Exhibit A: He lives in another city and yet I can still get a text from him that makes me sigh like Barbie in Toy Story 3. (wait for it, it's at the very end of that video clip)

Speaking of movies, does anyone else (other than me) continually throughout each and every day quote Despicable Me? I am SO in love with that movie. I can't stand it! I watch it all the time. My favorites are - Lightbulb! --- It's so fluffy I'm gonna die! --- It was your cousin's idea. WHAAAAT?!!? -- Banana --- Do I look like I speak Spanish? You have the face como un burro. --- Curses you tiny little toilet!! ---- Why are you so . . . old? --- Yes, yes I went to kindergarten. I know how the alphabet works. --- okay so I quote THE ENTIRE MOVIE. I am a complete freak.

Do you believe in feelings and intuition when meeting people? I was helping people out on the salesfloor the other day and I swear I had this guy ask me for help who, I kid you not, the level of feelings of "I'm a serial killer" was off the charts. My skin was crawling like never before. I literally did all I could to get away from him while covering my name tag and trying to be as little like someone who he might want to capture and torture. Then turned around and I helped this guy who was so nice, only to have one of my people tell me "That is what a pedophile looks like." This led me to really consider how each of us experiences these feelings of intuition about strangers so different.

I have a bicycle and a bike helmet and am dying to ride it, but WHERE should I go? I can't very well go ride for lunch like I'd like to do because what if I feel too fat to ride back? I can't go to the grocery store or Target bc they are way too far and I don't have a basket to put the things in. I could just go and bike around, take some pics or something, but I am not sure I am comfortable biking on trails by my lonesome. Does anyone have any better ideas?

What is your favorite board game? Saint and I just taught ourselves to play backgammon and I enjoy it. (he only enjoys it when he wins) Mostly, I think I enjoy it because I remember watching my parents (very fondly) play it while I was growing up. Everywhere we went they pulled out this really nice wooden backgammon set.

I would not recommend eating a bean and cheese burrito smothered in green sauce on the day of yoga class. I'm just saying, um'k?

I have tried a few new foods in the past couple of weeks - grits - which on first try were tasty, but second a bit dry and grainy; chutney - oh hells yum especially served on a corned beef sandwich.

And on the subject of food, I have been enjoying humus though it reminds me quite a bit of the yeast ball scene in the movie, Baby Mama. (photo courtesy of rawfoodrightnow.blogspot.com)


4 comments:

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I have a tiny little medium hair cat that has a big tail...I'm constantly walking around going..."You're so FLUFFY!!!!"

blueviolet said...

I've never tried hummus, but because I love chickpeas so much, I really should try it.

I know about that gut reaction to people and just a few times I have had that same very, very strong reaction you did!

Pepsi Breath said...

Just had yummy hummus tonight at our neighborhood watch meeting. Love it!

Always trust your intuition. When I've ignored mine I've always regretted it.

I sleep sandwiched between my 165#BF and our 70# Pitbull. In winter I'm very toasty but in summer I'm drenched in sweat!


A guy that can make you sigh like that is a keeper!

jayayceeblog said...

That was some fun randomness .... whaaaaaaaat???